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frankiehentai:

saying “i wouldnt get tattoos cos u wouldnt put a bumper sticker on ferrari” automatically makes you a 1995 toyota camry

(Source: frankushington, via verdescandal)

guys I’m stuck in montana and I’m snowed in and it sucks major dick n im like “ugh why cant I find a cute vacation boy to make out with” AND I DID GUYS HE’S A VIRGIN SO I WAS LIKE UGH HE’S NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING WITH ME BUT THEN WE MADE OUT FOR A GOOD HALF HOUR UGH FUCK YEAH GO ME THANK YOU BILLINGS, MONTANA

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bausprouse:

OH SHIT THIS SONG LIT MY PUSSY ON FIRE

FIRECROTCH 

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